Monday, October 30, 2006

Veronica's Beliefs

There was an argument one day in class between the teacher and her student Veronica. While watching a documentary on whales. Veronica said that whales can swallow humans.

Teacher told the class "Even though whales are giant creatures, there throats are very small and could not swallow a human"

Veronica said "What about Jonah? From the bible, you know? He was swallowed!"

Once again the teacher replied, "Them i'm afraid the bible has made a mistake, its physically impossible for a human to be swallowed by a whale"

Angrily Veronica replied "Then when I go to heaven I'm gonna ask Jonah himself!"

The teacher has had enough by now and smugly asked, "What if he went to hell?"

Veronica answers with a cold stare, "Then you ask him"

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