Veronica's Beliefs

There was an argument one day in class between the teacher and her student Veronica. While watching a documentary on whales. Veronica said that whales can swallow humans.

Teacher told the class "Even though whales are giant creatures, there throats are very small and could not swallow a human"

Veronica said "What about Jonah? From the bible, you know? He was swallowed!"

Once again the teacher replied, "Them i'm afraid the bible has made a mistake, its physically impossible for a human to be swallowed by a whale"

Angrily Veronica replied "Then when I go to heaven I'm gonna ask Jonah himself!"

The teacher has had enough by now and smugly asked, "What if he went to hell?"

Veronica answers with a cold stare, "Then you ask him"

Inner Peace

Achieving Inner Peace
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tequila, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how friggin good I feel....
You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace